I stand by what I said.

1. R: so, i have a problem
2. C: what is it????
3. R: I recognize that all corporations are inherently evil, but pretty much anyone with a conscience agrees that among the most evil of all corporations is Chick-Fil-A, right? They won’t hire gay people and donate tons of money to Focus on the Family and that kind of shit
4. C: yeah
5. R: Then why… WHY… are their fries so fucking tasty?
6. C: STOP EATING THOSE
7. R: It’s bad enough that I have to choose between things tasting good and things being healthy. Now I have to sacrifice my morals for tasty french fries too?! I’ve only ever eaten at chick-fil-a like three times but they’re everywhere here and it’s so delicious