December 2009
12 posts
Giggity.
Rochelle: I know they auction off the cars of criminals. You can get all kinds of cars at these police auctions and they hardly have any drug stains or sex-in-the-back-seat stains.
Rockne: Drug stains? What kind of drugs have you been doing?
Rochelle: Cheetos mostly.
Graduate school
I wonder if NYU would cut my application fee in half if I were to just ask them to send me a rejection letter now.
Diary of a Charmander →
“If you find you are not understanding my explanation for a joke, hit...”
– Ryan North
“Yeah, I know this guy. We used to be friends but now we don’t talk much.”
“Rochelle. I have been around the world seven times, and in all my years, never in my life have I heard a more riveting story.”
-Rochelle, age 22 and Dave, age 84.
“In all important transactions of life we have to take a leap in the dark. If we...”
– Fitz James Stephens, “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”
